Jambalaya: “US Edition”

So you want to make Jambalaya?
Well Grandma makes it best.
Here is the recipe
To the most impressive dish.

Add 3 cups of White Supremacy,
And heat 1 tablespoons of organic peanut oil.
Add 2 cups of Racism,
And season the free range chicken and sausage with cajun spices.

Add 1 cup of Poverty,
And saute the sausage.
Add ½ a cup of Police Brutality,
And set aside the sausage.

Add ⅓ cup of Drug Abuse,
And saute the chicken.
Add ¼ cup of Suicide,
And add the peanut oil.

Add 3 tablespoons of School Shootings,
And set aside the chicken.
Add 2 tablespoons of Patriarchy,
And saute the organic vegetables until tender.

Add 1 tablespoon of War,
And add hand crushed organic tomato.
Add 3 teaspoons of Border Patrol,
And season with fresh ground pepper.

Add 2 teaspoons of Denial,
And add your favorite fresh, homemade sauce.
Add 1 teaspoon of Corrupt Government,
And stir in the chicken and sausage.

Add organic chicken broth and home grown jasmine rice,
Bring to a boil.
Let simmer for 200-250 Years,
Until all Culture is absorbed.